Some Isms - not necessarily top ten or thereabouts (I reserve the right for my opinion to change at any time *g*), but some great ones (IMO). :) There's also more soundfiles on the sounds page.
  1. "Sure. Fine. Whatever." - Scully, Syzygy
  2. "Please explain the scientific nature of the 'whammy'." - Scully, Pusher
  3. Kersh's Secretary: "Agent Spender is with Assistant Director Kersh."
    Scully: "That rat bastard!"     - Scully, Triangle
  4. "'Baby' me, and you'll be peeing through a catheter!" - Scully (to Morris Fletcher), Dreamland II
  5. Mulder: "I was merely extending her a professional courtesy."
    Scully: "Oh, is *that* what you were extending?"     - Fire
  6. "You never draw my bath." - Mulder, Revelations
  7. "He said they just found your bleepin' UFO." - Scully, Jose Chungs' From Outer Space
  8. "The truth will save you, Scully. I think it'll save both of us." - Mulder, Memento Mori
  9. CSM: "What is this?"
    Skinner: "This is where you to pucker up and kiss my ass."     - Anasazi
  10. "FBI... F... B... I...." - Van Blundht as Mulder, Small Potatoes
  11. "Well, I came here to tell you, that if he dies because of what you've done... four days from now, nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!!!" - Scully, Beyond the Sea
  12. Mulder: "I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleepingbag with somebody else whose already naked."
    Scully: "Maybe if it rains sleepingbags you'll get lucky."     - Detour
  13. Scully: "These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie."
    Mulder: "No, I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration."
    Scully: "Necessity is the mother of invention."
    Mulder: "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
    Scully: "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die."
    Mulder: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicles."     - The Unnatural
  14. "Hello Mister Bat, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. No, no, no, Miss Scully, the pleasure is all mine." - Mulder, The Unnatural
  15. "I just got very turned on." - Mulder, Piper Maru
  16. "Oh man, I am gonna kick their asses." - Scully, Three of a Kind
  17. "I just can't decide who lights my fire." - Scully, Three of a Kind
  18. "Hey cutie." - Scully, Three of a Kind